Best Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Best Mitch Hedberg Quotes. If you find yourself lost in the woods, f*ck it, build a house. I was like "Dude, you have to wait."". "I write jokes for a living, I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down.
You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. And I'm not even a member, man.
Hedberg's cult following loved him for his matter-of-fact one-liners that pointed out the simple absurdities present in.
I thought I looked like that rock!' and more.
I was like "Dude, you have to wait."". "I write jokes for a living, I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Especially when the jokes are as good as this one. "I'm staying in a hotel right now. You know there's other people out there, but you also know.
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